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    Golf Laws

    1. Golfballs like eggs ... white. They sell by dozen and end of the week you run out of it.
     
    2. The men golfers don't help at the house work. On the golf course they are the loudest if you didn't rake the sand, didn't replace the divot or didn't make the pitchmarks.
     
    3. Have you ever thought how much easier to get up at 6:00 a.m. to go play golf, than get up at noon and cut off the grass in the garden?
     
    4. A good drive on the 18th fairway helped many of us not to give up golf!
     
    5. Golf is the best thing you can do on Sunday. It alway ends in a prayer.
     
    6.The best golfpartner is who always plays a bit worse than you.
     
    7.The golfer who cannot rembember hitting six or seven on the previous hole, most probably played eight!
     
    8. A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.
     
    9. A ball that looked stiff to the pin from back in the fairway will be thirty feet from the hole when you get to the green.
     
    10. The fewer balls you have, the more balls you lose; the more balls you have, the more balls you lose.
     
    11. The only sure way to find a drive sliced deep into the woods is to hit a provisional ball right down the middle of the fairway.
     
    12. A ball you searched for for five minutes will be found in five seconds by a player in the first group behind you.
     
    13. Before you drop a ball, always decide whether you're going for accuracy or distance.
     
    14. The ball will always travel farthest when hit in the wrong direction.
     
    15. Always concede the fourth putt.
     
    16. Curing the faults in your swing can never be affected in just one lesson from a professional.
     
    17. Electric trolleys always break down at the furthest point from the clubhouse.

    18. During the first round with a brand new set of clubs, the ball has to be played from a road.

    19. If you have difficulty meeting new people, try picking up someone else's golf ball.

     
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